Welcome to the Deviance pain test! Wondering what you can put under the tree for yourself or your play partner, or even on or with them? Well, you’re in the right place! As part of the big Advent campaign with Orion, we’re testing a new toy each week for you and will raffle off one of these toys to everyone who participates in the Advent campaign. You can find out exactly how to join in the newsletter.
For those who aren’t registered yet, do it here right now! And after this brief aside, let’s finally get started with the first product to be raffled off. Orion has provided us with this sexy spanking wooden paddle from Zado. With a value of 57.95 euros and made from seductive brown wood, it could soon find its way to your buttocks.
The wooden paddle from Zado – Stylish, sturdy, and versatile.
Ho Ho Ho, feels like a smackdown…
Paddles are a must-have for disciplining spanks and are perfect for creative punishments. They come in many shapes and materials: light, thin, heavy, made of wood or leather, with or without holes, studs, and much more. However, this one is quite simple and gives an elegant yet equally sturdy impression right from the moment you unpack it.
The beautiful grain is the first thing that catches the eye. Each wooden paddle is naturally grown and looks different. For this reason, it doesn’t have an artificial smell. The surface is so smooth that it can easily be cleaned with a damp cloth. However, to play it safe, both we and Orion always recommend using a toy cleaner.
A hit with a twist…
Now, let’s get to the heart of the matter. With its leather-wrapped handle and wrist loop, it gives beginners a firm grip. And you’ll need that, because the paddle is 40 centimeters long, 8 centimeters wide, and weighs more than most of the ones we’ve held before.
In use, the paddle really brings these qualities into play. It delivers a satisfying smack on the skin, and after just a few strikes, the effect is already visible…
The large striking surface makes it feel comfortable for the receiving person. With the rounded edges, you can also tap with the narrow side for a change, which adds an exciting effect. If you want to play with the senses a bit more, warm the paddle on a heater beforehand or cool it down first. Rubbing the buttocks with massage oil before spanking warms the skin and creates different marks than bare skin alone.
The wooden paddle in an extra test: How loud, how long, how versatile?
Noise level: The wooden paddle produces a distinct, satisfying smack that stimulates the senses for many. However, for sessions where discretion is important, it might be a bit too loud.
Long-term test: After several uses, the wood shows no signs of wear. The smooth surface remains flawless, even when used with gloves or sweaty hands. The handle is firm and doesn’t slip, even during more intense scenarios.
Flexibility: Due to its sturdy construction, this paddle is less suited for particularly gentle play, but it’s ideal for medium to intense scenes. It falls into the “precise and commanding” category – perfect for clear, dominant instructions.
Multifunctionality: In addition to being used as a spanking tool, it can also be used for pressure massages by gently gliding the curved surface over the muscles.
Takeaway: It’s not just about a little spank
A solid classic that you’ll likely have in your collection for a long time, choosing it whenever things need to get a bit more intense. Perfect for those looking for a stylish, durable, and versatile paddle that will excite both beginners and experienced players.
